Jeremy Clarkson is a twat

Look, I know that as far as original observations go this one is right up there with “space is vast”, or “fire burns” but, to paraphrase George Orwell, sometimes we just need to be reminded of what’s right in front of our noses.

Ho ho. What a twat.

Of course, if the perpetrator had any sense of irony at all, the direct debit would have been made out to Greenpeace, The League Against Cruel Sports or Reclaim The Streets. Talk about a missed opportunity.

10 Responses to “Jeremy Clarkson is a twat”

  1. miss welby Says:

    of course he is, and worse than that, everybody knows

  2. ph Says:

    It is not Clarkson that looks bad, it is our financial industry, which gets huge profits for being incompetent – surely sign of corruption.

  3. Citizen Sane Says:

    Well, not really in this instance. Clarkson willingly printed his own bank account details in a national Sunday newspaper then challenged anyone to make him a victim of identity theft, which someone duly (and inevitably) did by setting up a Direct Debit with one of the charities that doesn’t require a signature. Clarkson brought the whole thing upon himself by being, once again, a pompous big mouthed twat.

  4. ph Says:

    But every time I write a cheque, my bank details are given out to a whole myriad of folk. I am not giving them permission to empty my account, aided by those over-paid fat-heads who run the ‘financial industry’

  5. Twatus Twatus Says:

    Clarkson is a twat. (No explanation required.)

  6. Steerpike Says:

    Clarkson is a twat -agreed

  7. Paul Says:

    Jumpedup Cockburn as I like to call him (just made it up)
    I don’t have the time or inclination to vent my spleen on this cock.
    Suffice to say i think Top Queer is on the way downhill by its own design (which is a shame) but just deserved.

  8. Ginola Says:

    Clarkson is a big twat and he knows!

  9. David Wilson Says:

    Yes Clarkson is a twat, but in fact it’s worse than that. If you study psychiatry you will find he shows many symptoms of personality disorder ie he is in fact a psychopath. He relishes selfisheness and rolls around in the glorious dirt of making others look foolish. He actually is a mentally ill psychopath. But then if you pass this information on, I really can’t stop you. But it’s true. Warm regards, David

  10. hoohaahee Says:

    He’s a self-obssessed, smug, talentless cunt. A disgusting example of how a large section of middle england thinks. A person my fanny of a boss things is “hee – larious”.

    ..need I say more?

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