Maggie May. . . but Penny Did

So it seems Rod Stewart is to be a father. Again. At sixty.

For fuck’s sake, can’t we force this ageing Lothario to the vets and have him fixed once and for all? Stop breeding, you scabrous embarrassment! You’re in your sixties – have some self-respect. Oh, and blonde, leggy models of the world: stop spreading yourself for this ageing self-parody, will you? Please? OK, he’s rich, but Jesus – think of the cost! I’ll tell you what the world doesn’t need right now: another celebrity pregnancy yielding yet another spoilt rock star child. So please, women, do your bit for humanity – next time this grunting has-been pops a Viagra and starts humping your leg, smack him round the head with one of his gold discs.

And the same goes for that old cunt Jagger too.

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2 comments on “Maggie May. . . but Penny Did
  1. Anonymous says:

    Rod Stewart once famously asked ‘Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?’. It would appear that some women still think he is.

    What’s wrong with being a Dad at 60 anyhow? And you have to admit Maggie May is a fantastic song. Or something.

  2. Citizen Sane says:

    Hmmm. Don’t care about someone being a dad at 60, I just don’t like Rod Stewart. He is a twat. What happened to the good old days of rock stars dying young?

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