So it seems Rod Stewart is to be a father. Again. At sixty.
For fuck’s sake, can’t we force this ageing Lothario to the vets and have him fixed once and for all? Stop breeding, you scabrous embarrassment! You’re in your sixties – have some self-respect. Oh, and blonde, leggy models of the world: stop spreading yourself for this ageing self-parody, will you? Please? OK, he’s rich, but Jesus – think of the cost! I’ll tell you what the world doesn’t need right now: another celebrity pregnancy yielding yet another spoilt rock star child. So please, women, do your bit for humanity – next time this grunting has-been pops a Viagra and starts humping your leg, smack him round the head with one of his gold discs.
And the same goes for that old cunt Jagger too.