White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It)

As “exclusives” go, “Supermodel uses cocaine” is probably up there with “Pope prays on a regular basis”, or “Teenage boy has a wank”. Not really much of a surprise. We’d probably be equally unsurprised to find out that she makes herself sick every now and then, or that she smokes cigarettes to “stay thin”. Here’s hoping this boring woman disappears to South America with that talentless fuckwit Pete Doherty in tow, where they can both snort the whole of Columbia up their noses for all I care. Twats.

Loved the official response from H&M (for whom Kate Moss offers her services as a professional clothes horse) though:

“We are very anti-drugs and insist all our models are healthy, wholesome and sound.”

Healthy, wholesome and sound? Models? Survivors of Japanese prisoner of war camps came out with more meat on them than some of these freaks.


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13 comments on “White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It)
  1. Jum Larby says:

    On the same day was the stunning revelation that Wayne Rooney is a spoilt, immature twat, slow news week?

  2. Citizen Sane says:

    Quite. In tomorrow’s Super, Soaraway Sun: Shock exclusive! The news that will rock the world to its very foundations! Steven Gerrard STILL hasn’t finished reading Marcel Proust’s “À La Recherche Du Temps Perdu”.

  3. laura says:



  4. Anonymous says:

    Well, obviously after reading your take, they’ve had a change of heart – she’s just been dropped!

  5. Citizen Sane says:

    So she has.

  6. Laura says:

    Dropped? From a great height I hope!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Maybe, if the Sun does some real investigative journalism (no doubt involving a fake sheik), we will get a real scoop. I’m thinking along the lines of ‘Pope condemns Kate Moss for wanking off teenage cocaine user, “she’s clearly doing it wrong” said pope’. That kind of thing.


  8. Hobbzee says:

    This is such a non-story it’s unbelievable how much coverage it’s received. For goodness sake, her boyfriend is Pete Doherty – what did the world expect, that they were staying in every night having tea and cookies? If she wants to prance around off her head on charlie why should we care? The bottom line it’s no one elses business and she’s not harming anyone. big whooppee. On that note, where’s the toilet, just off to powder my nose…

  9. Titwitch says:

    Hobbzee you seem to have forgotten that she has a child and therefore she is harming someone.

  10. Citizen Sane says:

    I was going to say: where is her child while she’s out taking drugs or sleeping with Sadie Frost and everyone else in that vile circle? If she was poor and lived on a housing estate, social services would have been around by now.

    Also, you could make a strong case that demand for cocaine and the resultant black market that it creates directly condemns many Columbians to death through the risks of trafficking and the violent gang wars that exist in that country. This is another consequence of the folly that is the “War On Drugs”, but an awful lot of people die satisfying the demand for that white powder.

    Very interesting article on that subject can be found here:

  11. Hobbzee says:

    I presume the child is with its father or the nanny. (The father is apparently threatening to take custody). But I agree that she’s probably not a model (pardon the pun) mother but I don’t really thing that’s’ the point, unless of course the child is in direct danger and being subjected to drugs which I hadn’t heard about…

    As for the Columbians, I agree that the drugs are being produced in barbaric circumstances but I watched an interesting programme called Cocaine Wars in which the Columbian people (growers) interviewed said that one of the worst things about it was that the Americans were flying over and destroying the crops and as a result they were losing their livelihoods… all I’m saying is that if we’re going to go into talking about the actual production of cocaine it’s a highly complex subject and probably warrants an article all on it’s own…but I fully agree, many people die as a result of being involved in the industry.

  12. Titwitch says:

    How do you know that Kate’s child isn’t being subjected to drugs or that she’s not in direct danger? We don’t know that and I think it’s too naive of you to assume that her child is being shielded from this. All addictions have a ripple affect and whether her child is affected from it now or in later life, I guarantee you that this will have a profound affect on her life.

  13. Hobbzee says:

    You say I am being naive to say the child isn’t in danger when what I am saying that I hadn’t heard the child was in danger and I don’t wish to start talking about things I have no evidence of! How do you know she is addicted? Is it not possible for people to use drugs on a recreational basis and not be addicted? I can tell you from personal experience that it is. The media (and you by the sounds of it) are very quick to vilify women for being bad-mothers if they’re caught taking drugs and no one ever points the same finger of accusation at men. I think we need to be careful about making rash judgements when really we don’t know the full story – especially regarding any danger the child may or may not have been in….

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