I’m off work today with some kind of man virus, trying to stave off cabin fever by blogging and overdosing on news. Where I live, we are fortunate enough to be deluged with all manner of junk mail, usually leaflets for local takeaways, cleaning services or mini cab firms. But something came through the post today that I thought I’d share with you. For the sake of something to do, if nothing else.
It’s from a Mr Conde who is, according to his literature, an “African Marabout you can trust”. At last! I’m fed up with those untrustworthy marabouts giving the profession a bad name. Clairvoyant, spiritual healer and medium, there seems to be no end to this man’s talents. “Call now – He will help you. He will break curses and protect you and destroy the powers of Witchcraft, Black Magic and Bad Luck.”
Anyway, I’m going to give him a call and see what he can do for this cold. I’ve got a bit of a headache too, so maybe there’s something he can do for that.